It’s not unusual to see an impressive array of matching bumper stickers on jacked-up 4×4 pickup trucks. Apparently, the same instinct that causes one to “jack up” a pickup truck may also be responsible for the irrepressible urge to decorate the vehicle with bumper stickers and decals. The top themes of matching stickers and decals on pickup trucks include, but are not limited to…

- Nascar numbers
- Dale Earnhart eulogy
- Deer head shots
- Dixie Rebel flags
- Get ‘er done
- No fear
- Ford
- Chevy
- Toyota
- Pissin’ on various things
- Support troops
- Gun slinging jargon
- Mud boggin’ prowess
- Kid kicks honor student’s asses
- Bush & Cheney
- Recycling is for Nerds

Stickers you won’t find on most monster 4×4 pickup trucks include:

- Coexist
- Support choice
- Vote Democrat
- Give peace a chance
- Earth Day is Cool
- I’d rather be at a John Lennon concert
- Honk if you love James Taylor

Filed Under Humor - Apr 29, 2008

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